Today's show is wild from start to finish! A former flight attendant reveals the disgusting things people do with hotel kettles (you’ll never make a cup of tea again). A company has invented realistic foot covers for people who hate their toes but still want to rock open-toed shoes. We break down last night's Australian Idol drama—Ricki left us hanging with an iconic cliffhanger!  The Beatles biopic has locked in its all-star cast, and we have all the details. A scientific study has found that the smell of donuts can increase blood flow to the downstairs department... we’ll just leave that there. And of course, the Glossys are packed with Hollywood tea—Lizzo’s trainer shuts down Ozempic rumors, Trump chats Tiger, and Yungblud gets emotional with a fan.

We've got all the biggest showbiz updates in today's Glossy’s! 🎸 The Beatles biopic series has locked in a killer cast—Paul Mescal as McCartney, Harris Dickinson as Lennon, Joseph Quinn as Harrison, and Barry Keoghan as Ringo! Four separate films dropping in 2028. 🏋️‍♂️ Lizzo’s trainer shuts down the Ozempic rumours and tells people to mind their business! 🐯 Trump weighs in on Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump’s rumored romance—because of course he does. 🎤 And Yungblud had the sweetest response to a fan who said he saved her life.

Who knew nannies had such scandalous lives?! After Fran Drescher revealed she’s all about friends with benefits these days, we opened the lines to hear your wildest nanny stories—and WOW. Affairs, secret rendezvous, and even one nanny who had a double life that left us speechless.

It’s a Boys Club today—just Tim and Joel running loose, and trust us, things got wild! We kicked off with a woman faking a pregnancy just to save on baggage fees (genius or insane?), then got into the great Canadiano vs. Americano coffee war. Mailbag delivered some top-tier listener messages, and we keep you up to date with Idol last night. The Glossys had us buzzing about The White Lotus cast hitting Australia, but the real tea? Fran Drescher’s spicy dating life had callers spilling wild nanny stories. Plus, breast milk ice cream—would you try it? And finally, we hit rock bottom (literally) with workplace dumps, after a guy in South Africa peed and pooed all over his job site thinking he won the lottery. 💩 Absolute carnage.

A baby brand named Frida is shaking up the dessert game with a breast milk-flavoured ice cream! 🤯 Set to drop in 9 months’ time (very on brand), this flavour has sparked some serious debate. But here’s the kicker—70% of mums have admitted to trying their own milk, and half of them actually called it delicious! Would you give it a go, or is this one flavour too far? 👀

Deciding what to watch is officially a full-time job—stats say Aussies spend 11 days a year just scrolling for a movie! We might need to start a Movie Club to cut down the decision fatigue. Ricki found a cop who could go head-to-head with Busta Rhymes in a breathalyser test, and honestly, we need this man on a track ASAP. Plus, it’s New Music Friday, so we’re diving into the freshest bangers out now! Over in the Glossys, Sydney Sweeney has called off her wedding, Will Smith just got his own street in Philly, and Keanu Reeves casually saved a bunch of stranded airline passengers with a rescue road trip—because of course he did. Meanwhile, a new dating app study reckons guys with names starting with ‘D’ or ‘T’ are the hottest (Tim is suddenly feeling very seen). And if you need a break from all the scrolling, Corona Island—yes, created by the beer brand—is now open to the public. Sun, sand, and cervezas? Don’t mind if we do!

We knew the struggle was real, but 11 days a year just scrolling for something to watch?! HBO Max has crunched the numbers, and Aussies are spending 42 minutes a day in a streaming spiral—37 minutes on weekdays, a whopping 56 minutes on weekends! And it’s not just us—9 in 10 people reckon they get full-blown decision paralysis when picking a show. Maybe we need a national Movie Club to sort this out… or at least a ‘no scrolling’ timer!

Tonight got a bit real as Joel shared what went down at the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala when the show was suddenly stopped. Then we asked—how lazy is too lazy? A British bloke is going viral for eating straight off glad-wrapped cutlery, and honestly, we’re not sure if it’s genius or just gross. We also took a look at the insane prices tourists are paying to stay at the Four Seasons hotel, aka this season’s White Lotus set. Spoiler: It’s giving “sell a kidney” vibes. Over in the Glossys, Jeff Bezos' wedding guest list has been leaked (big names, big money), and we found out that Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle have been hanging out—Goop x Sussex crossover, anyone? Oh, and in the most cursed fact of the day, Tim dropped the truth about where vanilla flavouring actually comes from… and let’s just say, you’ll never look at your ice cream the same way again. Then, our mate Matt Moran swung by for a round of Quick Draw—was he as sharp as his knives? Only one way to find out!

Joel shares his firsthand account of last night’s Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala, which was abruptly canceled after a tragic medical emergency in the audience. As he waited backstage, miscommunication delayed the realization of the severity of the situation. He reflects on the chaos, the emotional toll, and the festival's decision to stop the show out of respect. It’s a sobering moment in an industry where "the show must go on"—until it can’t.

The gang’s back together, and we’re kicking things off with Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, who explains why you are getting an extra fiver a week thanks to the budget! A United Airlines flight had to turn around because the pilot forgot his passport—how does that even happen? In the Glossys, Garcelle quits RHOBH, Pedro Pascal reveals his extreme coffee habit, and Sydney Sweeney fuels breakup rumors. Plus, a Squid Game-style contestant smuggled Yorkshire puddings onto set… because addiction is real.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese dials in to chat with us about the budget, his 'Delulu with no Solulu' comment to Peter Dutton, Dua Lipa and using the Signal app.

A family online is going viral after sharing their benefits of using a communal cloth instead of toilet paper.

Tim humiliated himself on Today Extra—first, fumbling basic math while talking about the Budget, then doubling down with an awkward exit. Later, he proudly admitted to skipping showers on weekends, sparking pure chaos. Meanwhile, Oasis fans are so desperate for tickets they’re applying for bar jobs at the gigs. In the Glossys, a man got arrested mid-flight for severe constipation, and one Instagram mum is pushing the family cloth—yes, reusable toilet wipes. We have so many questions.

We dive into the latest Glossys, including Donald Trump demanding his portrait in Colorado’s state capitol be taken down because it’s “purposefully distorted.” Tiger Woods hard launches his new relationship—plot twist, she’s Trump Jr.'s ex! Meanwhile, The Office US celebrates 20 years, and Ricky Gervais admits he thought the remake would flop. Plus, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend is so done with being called “Leo’s girlfriend.”

It's Boys Club! Tim & Joel ran the show today, and things got weird fast! We kicked off with the poisonous plant that leaves you grinning on your deathbed—terrifying and fascinating.  In the Glossys, Aimee Lou addressed her viral teeth, Paul Rudd told a wild Stallone story, and Gwyneth may have thrown shade at Meghan Markle. Oh, and an Uber driver peed in an elevator before delivering burgers—no words.

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Today, we unpack what actually makes people happy as Finland tops the global happiness rankings again—where did Australia land? Then, a healthcare worker spills on the wildest baby names she's ever come across (brace yourself). In the Glossys, Meghan Markle sent a handwritten card that had us rolling our eyes, and Kanye’s 'betrayal list' is as chaotic as you'd expect. Plus, it's New Music Friday—we break down the hottest new releases!

A healthcare worker has gone viral after sharing the wildest baby names she’s ever come across—think parents getting way too creative. From questionable spellings to names that sound like Wi-Fi passwords, we go through the absolute standouts. Would you ever call your kid one of these? 👀

All three of us are finally back in the studio, and we’re diving straight into it! Dean Lewis joins us live to chat about Nova’s Global Red Room Tour and what he’s got planned. We hear an absolutely wild one-night-stand story involving a waterbed, and we uncover Secret Service code names for 11 US presidents—some are surprisingly fitting! In the Glossys, Hilaria Baldwin tells Alec to zip it on the red carpet, Sia secretly welcomes a baby, and Pete Davidson’s new girlfriend is revealed. Also—want to join the Mile High Club in a hot-air balloon? There’s a company offering just that—but for a hefty price! And Fatboy Slim drops in for a chat and an unforgettable game of Quick Draw.

The legendary Fatboy Slim joined us in studio, fresh off his Australian Grand Prix gig and some wild club shows. He revealed his pre-show ritual, which includes ditching his shoes and getting slapped in the face—whatever gets the party started, right? We also chatted about the evolution of DJing, how his daughter turned him into a Formula 1 fan, and why small clubs inspire his biggest ideas. Then, things got real chaotic when he played Quick Draw.