
Join mates Christian Hull & Chrissy Hearn as they team up to bitch and moan about trying new things and experiencing life before their joints totally seize up and old age gets them. This podcast see's them take themselves way out of their comfort zone as they each surprise the other with some scary tasks. Think diving with sharks! Hear them debrief after each adventure and discuss their ailments each episode.
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- $45 A Night Capsule Hotel
We Will Always Have
After an amazing $1000 a night hotel, it was time to try something a little more budget-friendly. We had heard great things about capsule hotels, so we tried one out.
30 Mar 2025 | 29 mins
- In With The Sharks
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Chrissy surprised me with a nice swim! WITH SHARKS. We wandered into the Sydney Aquarium and then put on scuba gear and got in the water with lots of big, scary sea life…..and SHARKS.
23 Mar 2025 | 17 mins
- 300m In The Sky
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It’s time to climb another Sydney icon, the Tower Eye aka Center Point Tower. The tower offers a walk around the perimeter and a glass cantilever walkway that drops 300 metres to the ground.
16 Mar 2025 | 29 mins
- Eating Snails
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After finding Chrissy almost dead I took us out to a fine dining experience. We had just climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge and now we're rewarding ourselves with a $700 dinner. Something we have never experienced before and likely will never again….
09 Mar 2025 | 27 mins
- The Climb
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Christian surprises Chrissy with a Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb. This sounds like a leisurely climb however it turns into something a bit more medical.
02 Mar 2025 | 30 mins
- Reunited And Ready For Our Next Adventure
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Season 2 kicks off with a reunion at a bar and some espresso martinis. Let's go back down memory lane. We spent 16 days together on the cruise of a lifetime, even winning an award. We also discuss what the next season/adventure will entail. We are so excited to be back together and quickly realise we are both utterly useless one more so than the other.
23 Feb 2025 | 34 mins
- Introducing - We Will Always Have
We Will Always Have
Join mates Christian Hull & Chrissy Hearn as they team up to bitch and moan about trying new things and experiencing life before their joints totally seize up and old age gets them. This season see's them take themselves way out of their comfort zone in Sydney. Not wanting to travel to far from home due to laziness they each surprise the other with some scary tasks. Think diving with sharks! Hear them debrief after each adventure and discuss their ailments in each episode.
13 Jan 2025 | 3 mins
- FINAL THOUGHTS: We Have Disembarked!
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What a crazy experience. I share my thoughts and feelings as well as highlights and lowlights plus Chrissy and I wrap up our adventure together.
02 Apr 2024 | 25 mins
- BONUS EP: Our Bali Excursion + What Are The Road Rules?
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We loved our time in Bali and we will be back. Our driver was hysterical and answered all the questions we were keen to know about the road rules. Look him up on Instagram @baliessentialtour. Thanks for the best time Kadek
25 Mar 2024 | 25 mins
- DAY 14: Drama In Manila + It’s Time To Say Goodbye
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That’s a wrap! Today we had a port day and got to go explore Manila. We were so excited however our excitement didn’t last when we panicked and overheated. We have finished all our episodes onboard and will hopefully regroup in Hong Kong for a debrief.
24 Mar 2024 | 61 mins
- DAY 13: Christian's Bedroom Antics + Another World Cruise
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Christian has the low down on a romance that he tried to have. He managed to get Anthony into his bed but what happened next? We have a Panda man update.
23 Mar 2024 | 43 mins
- DAY 12: Chrissy Isn't Feeling Great + The Odd Panda Man
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After 12 Days on the Ultimate World Cruise it's all become a little overwhelming. Also the mystery of the man in the giant Panda head gear who watches you in the halls.
22 Mar 2024 | 33 mins
- DAY 11: Chrissy Gets An External Message + Royal's Massive Fumble
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Chrissy got a message that sent her into a spin and she had a meltdown. Some drama went down last night with Royal Caribbean and I need to explain it all.
21 Mar 2024 | 50 mins
- DAY 9: Lombok, Our Near Death Experience + Lots of Tears
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Today Chrissy and I got off and explored Lombok in Indonesia for a few hours. What started out so beautifully ended up in utter chaos and hilarity as we tried to not freak out being driven by a mad man.
20 Mar 2024 | 57 mins
- BONUS: Marc Sebastian Joins Our Room
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It's time to speak to the man who started this all. Marc Sebastian joined the Ultimate World Cruise for 18 days back in December and went MEGA VIRAL for his content. His experience onboard wasn't pleasant and we talk to him about how we are both feeling and share stories about both of our times on this ship.
19 Mar 2024 | 67 mins
- DAY 8: We Got Into The Pinnacle Lounge + I Have A Crush Onboard
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Turns out we have made friends with the right passengers. They snuck us into the pinnacle lounge which we are absolutely not allowed to be in. I also talk about meeting Anthony and he came back to my room but Chrissy was there and not taking the hint to leave us alone.
18 Mar 2024 | 66 mins
- DAY 7: $362K Room Tour + Note Under My Door
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Today was an amazing day. I woke up to a very suggestive note under my door. We also meet a beautiful couple who let us into their $362K room. We had a tour and got to have a brilliant time with them.
17 Mar 2024 | 44 mins
- DAY 6: Cruising Thru A Cyclone + Chrissy Brings The Tea
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Today the seas have been rough as we sail pass a cyclone. Im feeling every bump! I have been in my room all day. Chrissy has saved this episode by finding out some incredible pieces of information.
16 Mar 2024 | 53 mins
- DAY 5: Crying In My Room + I Found A Potential Hook Up
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It's been an emotional 24 hours and the tiredness as well as over stimulation has taken its toll. The aircon is killing me and I'm trying hard to be social. I also discovered during this recording session a very very juicy bit of hook up drama, I might be getting lucky?
15 Mar 2024 | 66 mins
- DAY 4: Fight Breaks Out In The Lift + Titanic Theme On The Balcony
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I got into a lift where a little argument broke out and it was so awkward. Plus my balcony neighbour spoke to me about my impromptu recorder performance at 10pm playing the theme from the Titanic.
14 Mar 2024 | 49 mins